Donald Trump is many things to many people — traitor, racist, misogynist, tax cheat, liar — but in a new, unforeseen low, the most mendacious president in US history confirmed what much of the world had long suspected: the guy is, if nothing else, “SAD!” (to borrow one of his favourite insults).
“America needs a superhero!”, he declared during a 15-second clip on his Truth Social website, sharing a bizarre image of himself suited up as Superman with light beaming from his eyes.
What then followed was a “MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT” — not of, as some seriously anticipated, his running mate in his upcoming presidential bid — but rather the launch of digital NFT trading cards featuring indelibly creepy images of himself.
Among the criminally weird cards were depictions of Trump as an astronaut, boxer, cowboy, golfer and — you guessed it — a laser-beaming superhero.
“[These cards] feature amazing ART of my Life & Career!”, Trump told his followers.
The announcement was met with derision, with former CIA whistleblower John Kiriakou tweeting: “Just when you thought this grifter couldn’t humiliate himself any more than he already has”.
While US President Joe Biden posted this mocking rejoinder on his personal Twitter account: “I had some MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS the last couple of weeks, too…”, pointing out inflation is easing, the Respect for Marriage Act, Brittney Griner’s return and low gas prices.
Trump’s website added that the “digital baseball cards” were available for $150 each — “all you need is an email address and a credit card”.
All of which, readers, is happy news this Christmas if you’ve ever thrown $150 into a bin, set fire to it and found the experience a fulfilling one.
Well, Humpty Dumpty Trumpty’s a superhero now,
so Captain Mighty Loser, step up and take a bow,
for you’re the greatest loser, the best the world has seen,
a vote-destroying marvel, as no-one’s ever been
so masterful at failing in so, so many ways,
with all those Trumpty ventures that vanished in a haze
of rorts, deceit and cheating, a grifter’s paradise
where ordinary people were forced to pay the price
of one man’s narcissism, a paragon of greed
who plundered, lied, and swindled, and made the country bleed.
ROFLMAO.
Step right up and hand over your money; it doesn’t matter that you make USD350 /wk in your three jobs. You believe in The Donald and he needs the money more than you, for… reasons. Never mind that you can’t feed your kids or heat your home. The Donald will make it all better, well, for someone at any rate, probably himself and a chosen few.
I have run out of sympathy for the fools and idiots that worship this unmitigated fraud. If they vote for him again, they deserve everything they get. Which will be being shat upon from a great height.
Some animals are more equal than others…
It was so joyous when the Village People did this.
Yes, where’s Village People Trump? I want to see Leatherman Trump. There’s got to be a silicon doll out there with Trump’s head on it.
With a wide open mouth.
LMFAO
Just try not to think about the fact that there will actually be plenty of people who believe he was an astronaut and Super Man during his amazing life and career so far.
I had a powerful urge to make a comment about this but I think just about everything has been said which needs to be said. I’ll content myself with Good Grief!!!