Senator Helen Polley's TikTok #egghack
Senator Helen Polley's TikTok #egghack (Image: TikTok)

Eggs have a strange and storied place in Australian political history, largely when deployed as a weapon against politicians — starting with then-prime minister Billy Hughes during the conscription debate, through Julia Gillard and Craig Kelly, and of course the Fraser Anning incident, which threw Egg Boy into the stratosphere.

Bob Katter threw eggs at the Beatles as a young man, and we’re frankly amazed Tony Abbott has gotten this far into public life without cracking a raw one directly into his gob to show support for chicken farmers. Elsewhere, burned forever into our brains is veteran journalist Phillip Adams’ praise in The Australian for “Googs. Cackleberries. Bum-fruit. Good egg, bad egg, nest egg, all your eggs in one basket, egg on your face. Overegged. Full as a goog. Eggsetera.”

Anyway, Labor Senator for Tasmania Helen Polley has now made her own contribution to Australia’s history of political eggcentricity (I’ll show myself out, thank you).

Via her TikTok account, Polley has announced her favourite #egghack, and just when you think the weirdest part will be that the subtitles appear to think she likes to eat eggs “in my ear” (not her EO, or “electoral office”), or even that the #egghack hashtag has as many videos as it does, we get to her method:

Yep, that’s an elected official advising us all, for a nice even cook, to wrap eggs in foil before submerging them in water and popping them in the microwave.