The most extraordinary thing about AUKUS, one of Australia’s foremost intelligence and foreign policy experts pointed out in early April, was that neither the current government nor the former Morrison government had taken it upon themselves to publicly make the “case [for it] beyond the generalities”.
“There has been no formal articulation for the reasons for the decision, no report, no speech to Parliament, no speech at all, other than the sales patter of successive governments,” said the late Allan Gyngell, citing the usual refrains around threats to the “rules-based order” and an ascendant China.
The most the nation had been treated to from government, Gyngell went on to say, were those “deeply irritating nose-tapping asides from politicians to journos” along the lines of “‘oh, if only you knew what we knew, you would agree with us’,” which he called both a “nonsense” and a departure from the approach of previous governments in conflicts past. To Gyngell’s mind, the scale and sheer secrecy — even deception — of the AUKUS pact was nonpareil in Australian history.
As of late Wednesday, the arc of this narrative had been careening towards an inflection point, with a burgeoning movement of discontent among Labor rank-and-file over AUKUS manifesting on the eve of the party’s three-day national conference in Brisbane.
More than 50 Labor branches across the country — including six in Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s seat of Grayndler — as well as a handful of federal electorate councils have passed motions directly opposing AUKUS, calling for debate on the conference floor and amendments to the party’s draft national platform.
Among the demands are calls for the removal of any reference to AUKUS in the draft national platform along with either a withdrawal from AUKUS or the suspension of any further funding for the defence pact pending a parliamentary inquiry into its aims, objectives, costs and associated risks.
Spearheading the push is Labor Against War, a grassroots anti-AUKUS Labor campaign founded by Marcus Strom — a former journalist and ex-adviser to Labor minister Ed Husic — who on Thursday announced the movement had appointed former Labor senators Margaret Reynolds and Doug Cameron as national patrons.
“Labor’s rank-and-file overwhelming oppose AUKUS and see it as a loss of sovereignty, opening the door to nuclear industry,” he said, adding that it dangerously and unnecessarily put Australia on a “war footing” with China.
“National conference is just the start of our campaign. It will be a victory for the rank-and-file just to force the debate onto the conference floor.”
But in a nod to the anxiety seizing Labor leadership over what could prove an incendiary moment, the prospect of any debate on Friday was, as of Thursday afternoon, hanging in the balance, with a power struggle gripping the Left faction.
Crikey understands that leading union figures within the faction were being persuaded to pull back from demands for a debate, and instead advance a watered-down motion that merely calls on the Albanese government to provide assurances around AUKUS as well as an explanation of the national benefits it supposedly affords.
Strom, for his part, said any assurances in the context of a three-decade-plus long program were “frankly meaningless”, given they would only last for as long as the life of this Labor government.
“If there’s no debate tomorrow, that will be a complete travesty of democracy and it’ll show that they’re running scared of the rank-and-file,” he told Crikey.
The moves to stifle rank-and-file debate over AUKUS on Thursday morning echoed similar reports Wednesday evening of an unprecedented intervention to control who may take to the conference floor for debate, with an internal memo circulated within the Left faction introducing a requirement to fill out an expression-of-interest form.
Though some dismissed the significance carried by the new requirement, others, such as firefighters’ union boss Peter Marshall, said the eleventh-hour change ranked among the “most graphic example of how democracy in the ALP has been depleted”.
Taken as a whole, the developments run contrary to assurances provided by Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles, who on Monday evening had informed an online town hall meeting of trade unions and Labor faithful that he was “absolutely anticipating” debate on AUKUS come Friday morning.
They also appear to reflect an enduring belief on the part of the Albanese government that no dissent over AUKUS can seriously be countenanced. And beyond this, that erring on the side of overzealous secrecy and next to non-existent disclosure over AUKUS and its relative risks, merits and guiding rationale continues to constitute smart politics.
Such a sentiment found reflection in Marles’ town hall address this week, where he segued seamlessly through his usual AUKUS talking points, painting an ominous picture of great power rivalry, a crisis of uncertainty and undefined threats to the (US-led) “rules-based order”.
He also condescended to the Labor faithful, pointing out that though the world was impossibly “complex” and the weight of the current moment immense, the correct or necessary response was “clear”, notwithstanding their opposition to and legion of concerns over AUKUS.
Though the tone and content of Marles’ address appeared to imply questions of national security were unworthy of national conversation, at least to some it wasn’t surprising.
For one thing, said Hamish McPherson, president of Labor’s Benalla-Euroa Branch in Victoria and the state’s Labor Against War representative, it was telling that Marles carefully ignored inconvenient truths regarding global defence spending, for which the United States accounts for 39% and China 13%. The same holds for his failure or unwillingness to offer any specifics about the nature of the supposed threats emanating from China, much less the dangers of any policy of hostile alignment against it.
Indeed, he scarcely spoke of China in direct terms at all, even though no-one credibly supposes AUKUS is not intended to preserve US strategic influence within the region.
On the question of sovereignty, he took issue with the suggestion AUKUS in any way militated against it, inviting Labor rank-and-file members to believe the converse. And as part of that stance, he categorically rejected the notion Australia would ever lack control over the submarines secured under the deal: “As soon as there’s an Australian flag on a submarine,” he said, “we are in complete control: full-stop, no qualifications.”
Except, of course, as McPherson pointed out, there are qualifications, stemming not least from direct observations to the contrary by US President Joe Biden’s national security adviser for the Indo-Pacific, Kurt Campbell, and the practical reality Australia simply can’t operate nuclear-powered submarines alone.
“This is all very much part of their strategy to be like, ‘we’re the experts in the room — this is too complicated for ordinary people so you should defer to us’,” McPherson said.
“But, look, there’s always been two traditions and two souls of Labor — one that’s got a very strong nationalist outlook, and another that’s committed to peace and international solidarity. What AUKUS shows is that contest is fading in favour of that dominant military view as the party becomes more pragmatic — and that’s the real concern we have.”
The closed briefing, of which Crikey was provided a recording, also covered a range of other thorny issues, such as nuclear weapons, nuclear disposal and the broader surrender of sovereignty occasioned under the Australia-United States Force Posture Agreement (FPA).
On the one hand, Marles attempted to provide a guarantee that under no circumstances would nuclear weapons ever be stored or based on Australian land and waters, before qualifying his answer, saying that America retains a “policy of ambiguity” over the weapons “rotating” through Australia on a permanent basis.
He insisted, however, that these realities didn’t necessarily imply any loss of sovereignty, given any new “capability that comes to Australia requires our consent” — even if the FPA expressly says full control over and use of such equipment remains with the US.
On the whole, the only new thing to emerge from the briefing was Marles’ attempt to sketch AUKUS as not the product of pre-election small-target politics but something squarely within Labor Party tradition and history, notwithstanding its deep Morrison-era roots.
“If you look back through our history,” he said, “from [Labor prime minister Andrew] Fisher establishing the navy, [Labor prime minister John] Curtin’s role in the Second World War, Gough’s [Whitlam] role in unifying the services, Kim Beazley, who I think is the great modern defence minister …getting defence policy right has always been our province — we are the ones who are the most thoughtful about it.
“We see defence as something which has been our historic strength, and everything we are doing now we are trying to make sure is grounded in that traditional and that legacy.”
No mention, in this connection, was made of former Labor leaders Arthur Calwell and Simon Crean, who respectively led opposition to the Vietnam and Iraq wars. Nor was any reference made to Labor’s distinguished history of engagement with China and Asia generally over the last half-century, from Whitlam’s recognition of China in 1972 to the founding of APEC in 1989 and the East Asia Summit under the Rudd government.
So, as things stand, a degree of rewriting or at least selective quoting of Labor Party history to justify AUKUS is likely to find reflection in the 32-paragraph statement Marles will move to include in the national platform on Friday, whether or not hostile debate from Left delegates ensue.
In the meantime, it seems decidedly unlikely the nation will be afforded that basic courtesy of any justification for what is, to borrow British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak’s words, an “epoch-defining” shift in Australian defence and foreign affairs policy; much less an insight into the magnitude of that known, as distinct from vague and uncertain, security threat: climate change.
Given the amount of interference by the US in sovereign governments since the second world war, I reckon that it is reasonable to ask whether AUKUS has been presented to the Australian government as a fait accompli. I was reading the other day that a US academic has recently published a complete listing of all such actions performed by the US since WW2 and the number is astounding, around 4 a year since 1945. Recent examples are of course the Ukraine and Pakistan while simultaneously trying to wield the stick in Niger but coming unstuck there. Pakistan is interesting as the democratically elected Imran Khan, widely supported by a large majority of indigenous Pakistanis and those of the diaspora, is now languishing in solitary confinement after the US delivered an ultimatum to the country of ‘either get rid of him or experience our wrath’. I understand that documentary evidence of that is floating around but I have yet to see it. Of course we won’t see it via our MSM outlets.
Ukraine had a democratically elected government that was overthrown by a US backed coup in 2014 which was widely acknowledged by the principal US puppet master, Victoria Nuland, then Under Secretary of State for Eastern Europe, who boasted of the cost of this coup ($5B US) and the person she and the US ambassador desired to be Prime Minister (Yatsenyuk) via an intercepted telephone conversation. Yatsenyuk was duly ‘elected’ in a very dodgy fashion.
My point being is that such an ultimatum could have been delivered to our government – not Morrison as he, always the puppy, would have and did charge head first into this joke but delivered to Albanese via back door means which would explain why Albanese, being of the so-called ‘left’ should have treated AUKUS with the scorn it deserved but followed Morrison puppy like to the same feeding bowl.
Therefore, is it reasonable to think that the democratically elected government of Australia could have been suborned by stand over means to accept AUKUS along with the associated nuclear contamination of the subs and to add insult to injury, nuclear armed B52s at Tindall, Katherine?
I think you’ve nailed it, RW – we might just be the most compliant vassal of all vassals. Complete destruction of sovereignty has now been achieved.
I believe in US military circles Australia is considered ‘an easy lay’.
But it’s not prostitution as we pay, lots.
I think I remember hearing Gore Vidal (interviewed by Philip Adams?) saying (or Philip Adams paraphrasing him?) that Australian soldiers were known amongst US WWII servicemen for being willing to “roll over.” But he meant it literally.
Yes, both senses of the phrase. My parents were young adults living in Brisbane when it was a staging post for US military personnel during WW2, and the common complaint about the Yanks amongst the locals was, ‘They’re over-paid, over-sexed, and over here’.
Ask the local Japanese about their experiences living around US bases there. And I read recently where South Korea kept the Japanese ‘comfort women’ system going after WW2 as an added inducement to keeping the US military around.
Not if we all vote YES to the upcoming referendum…. brings a new dimension to the AUKUS agreement, don’t you think?
Over a few decades of following politics, the rule of thumb I’ve come up with is that the truth is almost always at least twice as bad as the most cynically plausible situation you can imagine… I was born in ’74, so the probability that our sovereignty is a hollow joke sure resonates with me.
I’ve been saying this for years but, if the world is to ever live in peace (or reduce the effects of climate change), the US, in its current iteration, needs to end.
$750 to ever person affected by the wild fires in Maui but close to $150Billion to Ukraine. All for democracy they say. Says heaps, doesn’t it?
You know what they say, money talks, bullshit walks…
Sounds plausible without credible sources, but then wanders into conspiracy theory on Ukraine war….. many upticks suggests that many, inc. RWNJs, GOP etc. prefer Russia’s invasion to prevail?
I wasn’t talking about the war, I was talking about the US manufactured coup against a democratically elected government that undoubtedly led to the war but it was the coup to which I referred.
No, and does not say much about the empathy for Ukraine by Crikey subscribers of the right?
If you have credible sources, then why not present them in your long opinion essay, or are you afraid of corrupt authoritarians being criticised?
See below for the recent Pakistan coup.
Here’s the Ukraine coup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV9J6sxCs5k
Not a coup, but evidence that NATO is quite happy to prolong the devastation of Ukraine:
https://mronline.org/2023/02/07/former-israeli-pm-bennett-says-u-s-blocked-his-attempts-at-a-russia-ukraine-peace-deal/
Here’s their Australian coup:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/oct/23/gough-whitlam-1975-coup-ended-australian-independence?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
Or with a 30-second google search, you could come up with this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_involvement_in_regime_change#:~:text=Significant%20operations%20included%20the%20United,by%20General%20Suharto%20in%20Indonesia.
These are cherry picked non credible/informal opinions or factoids masquerading as sources nor are they synthesised into any credible narrative or explanation vs. avoiding credible EU based research & analysis (to avoid contrary facts), vs. gaslighting anyone supporting Ukraine and claiming we are all sheeple who blindly follow the US; yet ironically much of the pro Russian agitprop is also shared by US GOP/Fox, RW authoritarians and Koch supported fronts?
These are examples of ‘cherry picking’ supporting Kremlin and/or Anglo RW narratives; neither credible nor informed sources.
So none of these things happened? Time to get your head out of the sand my friend.
Some did, but others didn’t, though the point is people not understanding any issue well and posting non credible sources, then making all sorts of unrelated and/or unproven claims and shooting messengers & credible sources; bit like the modus operandi of RW MPs and media running conspiracy theories?
Meanwhile, the European left are on Ukraine’s side (as opposed faux Anglo left & RWNJs), Ukraine’s citizens look west to the EU, as do Russians, exemplified by mass emigration over past decades, with significant recent uptick, for some reason?
The US/NATO/Dems/Nuland coup is a conspiracy narrative fabricated/embellished to justify Putin’s invasion since 2014, but no credible evidence, sources, analysis nor presentation, just promotion and deflection by the Kremlin, RW media and/or faux anti-imperialist left, doing the bidding of power; confirmed by Wagner’s Prigozhin on his caravan to Moscow stunt (left Putin weakened).
The only explanation that makes any logical sense.
https://theintercept.com/2023/08/09/imran-khan-pakistan-cypher-ukraine-russia/
Thanks for the link Peter. I was completely unsuspecting though it makes sense. Your previous links are beyond dispute AFAIK.
And the follow-up:
https://theintercept.com/2023/08/16/imran-khan-cable-pakistan-us/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=The%20Intercept%20Newsletter
You’re on the money, RW. See below for my replies to our little mate, Drew, with links to various US-sponsored regime changes, including our very own in 1975 (a repeat of which is probably what the US have threatened Albanese with).
‘See above . . . .’
a repeat of which is probably what the US have threatened Albanese with).
Seems likely to me. What if a large segment of the population were to rebel against our AUKUS involvement. Could we do this? Would there be earth shattering consequences?
Rebel, how? We can’t even avoid our PAYE tax. I like the idea that we would all vote Green or Indi next time, but. It would need the army on side which is unlikely given the nature of the issue. There were rumours of possible action within the army a few years after the Whitlam/Fraser/Kerr debacle, but what it had amounted to at the time I don’t know. Arms procurement causing an army coup? Never. But climate change cancelling the need for subs, possible. And if the Americans have their way we could all be going to Chinese language classes and readjustment camps before sub delivery.
I have the same concerns, especially as all one has to do, if in the position, is to go into senior defence force people’s office and invariably there is a certificate from the Yanks stating that so and so has passed some or other course, from memory usually from Fort Lauderville. They are deeply embedded. Also, from what I understand, promotion to the higher ranks only goes to those who have got these certificates. If true, it’s a bit of a worry.
Our defense units all have a CIA liaison officer. Maybe I shouldn’t have said that.
AUKUS is the thin edge of the wedge, playing into the hands of Dutton, his sycophants and uranium industry. I know I don‘t get out much, but, 99% of Labor supporters I know, do not support AUKUS and see it as selling out our sovereignty and as picking an unnecessary fight with China. Labor must listen to it‘s rank and file, otherwise, it will not end well.
As thin ends of wedges go, this one is remarkably not thin. Contemplating it feels like looking at a sheer cliff disappearing into the sky.
…Perhaps that should be, disappearing into the Sky.
The “fight” with China is not only unnecessary, but completely incredible……………..
……..what possible reason has China to fight with us, or us with China?
And by what stretch of insanity do we need nuclear submarines, which are incapable of operating in Australian inshore waters but only suited to “protecting our supply lines in the South China Sea”…………..
………..that is the supply lines to and from China.
The self-same supply lines that China would presumably be protecting (from itself?) to avoid disruption of it’s critical raw materials (think Iron Ore).
The argument is complete nonsense.
I’d love to see Dutton (or Marles for that matter) try to square the circle on that one.
If we really wanted to pressure China, we only have to introduce export licenses for Iron Ore – costing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
There you go, saved you $368 Billion………………..
My invoice for a 1% fee is in the mail.
Sorry, your invoice is rejected on the grounds that what you outline has been made by a dozen other commenters here over several years,long before USUKA became a glint in Scummo’s eye – not to mention at least two episodes of Hollow Men – the precursor to Utopia – back in 2008.
Why this simple assessment cannot penetrate the minds of Pentagon Penny & our lapdog PM remains a mystery except perhaps to the DPM, the slurry of mud and crushed invertebrates.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………
I am working on the quite realistic assumption that they are all suffering from a touch of oldtimers and will not remember either the day before yesterday, or whether or not that invoice has already been paid.
………… I also printed it on PwC letterhead and just changed the Bank Account number.
Going by their past performance, I’m pretty sure that’ll get past the work-experience intern in charge of “Due Diligence”.
The secret is out of the bag. There was once a large organisation which paid all invoices received without checking that anything had been ordered. I’ll leave it to you to figure out which organisation it was (and is).
I once did the books for a company that supplied Western Mining (okay, it was a long time ago)……………
………at one of their major mine sites they were spending a million dollars a day, and it simply was not worth their while checking invoices below $50,000.
They just paid them.
I’m pretty sure it would still be happening today (maybe not with Western Mining….)
Marles is just Dutton with hair. I hope the Labor equivalent of a Teal will stand against him in Corio.
The fact that he refuses to identify his golfing partner at some exclusive golf club in the US earlier this year, or was it last year, speaks volumes about his commitment to transparency. He is a Liberal in every way.
I seem to be on automatic AAing.
Not Another Cent.
Indeed, editor Sophie Black thinks she’s running a professional organisation with all the blah blah earlier this week about editorial standards etc, but it cannot even manage to employ a Moderator.
The madBot is bad enough but the ‘soft machines’ who tend vary widely in what they manually approve.
It depends on their personal proclivities and many are highly partisan.
I’ve often found that a ‘disappeared’ comment if reposted – assuming an 8 hour work shift – will pass the ‘human’ after being stopped by the Machine.
Or else wait until the pubs open.
all the pollies – here, in China and the US – know it’s all nonsense – it’s just to distract the population from more important things – all politics is local, even when we’re talking WWIII
I see the submarines as window dressing, to be honest, something to stop us looking or even thinking about everything else that goes along with AUKUS and this determination to drag us into the USA’s planned war with China.
I see the entire AUKUS thing as enabling Australia as a dumping ground for US and UK military nuclear waste. Hence the secrecy around everything apart from the submarines.
God help us all!!!
God is probs a bit busy trying to make sense of the clusterfuck that Scotty and Co unleashed…
A huge naval smokescreen as in the WW1 Battle of Jutland?
And how exactly will a very slow moving sub, nuclear or not, protect our shipping lanes? In any future conflagration, with the advances in satellite and drone tech, subs will be completely visible and the easiest threat to neutralise. There’s a trillion dollars down the drain. Thanks Labor!
There are soooooooo many holes in the AUKUS story it has no credibility whatsoever…………..
…….given the AMERICAN experience with the same nuclear subs, it is wildly unlikely that we would have more than TWO in service at any one time.
TWO.
Whereabouts on the 200,000 kilometres of “supply lines” do we station them??
Quite correct about the simplicity of tracking nuclear subs……………….
………..because they generate so much heat from cooling the reactor, there are ALREADY satellites that can track the heat wake generated by nuclear subs.
We should be investing any spare dough in building maritime drones in the SA shipyards, which is absolutely the way things are going.
I’ve already explained that given the fact that there will be NO WORK for ten years for them after the Collins upgrade is finished, the existing workforce of some 700, who actually KNOW how to build subs (and which cost us $30 BILLION to train) will simply drift away before their is any chance of them building any more.
Ah yes, but the latest anti-drone technology will have that angle covered, unless there’s some anti-anti-drone tech out there…
And nuclear subs are the Formula 1s of the sea. As in: run silent, run deep, and run very bloody quickly. The Achilles heel of the subs is comms after their land stations are destroyed e.g. Harold Holt Base at Exmouth. Even we won’t know where our subs are. Although it could be done via space, but given all the anti-satellite satellites up there, who knows. Unless we have some anti-anti-satellites…….. CAN’T WE GIVE IT ALL A MISS FOR ONCE AND TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER AND THE CLIMATE AND ALL THE OTHER SPECIES ON OUR NICE PLANET???
It would be cheaper.
Is Richard Marles a hologram, or a puppet, with the US pulling his strings? He simulates a human being, but says silly things as though they’re credible. ‘As soon as it’s got an Australian flag on it, we call the shots…’ etc. The ALP is disappointing. Unity in this case seems like death.
The level of intelligence they’ve chosen to insult is surprisingly low. Let’s hope we’re right to be surprised, huh?
Nuclear-powered submarines may be unnecessary for Australia’s defence.
Conventional Gotland class submarines from Sweden with sterling engines can stay submerged for weeks – unlike diesel engine subs which need to surface every few days for air.
https://www.facebook.com/interestingengineering/videos/662395635773083/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotland-class_submarine
One of the supposed advantages of nuclear submarines is they can stay submerged for weeks or months without needing to surface for air.
The Gotland class of submarines from the Kockums shipyard in Sweden are the first to be powered by sterling engines while submerged. It allows them to stay submerged for weeks at a time, and they are also very quiet, stealthy and highly maneuverable. In trials, they have recorded significant kills.
What criteria were used to select nuclear-powered submarines for Australia?
The nuclear-powered submarines are certainly an inferior choice on cost and time scale to deliver. Building the infrastructure and expertise to manage and handle nuclear-powered vessels would take decades. The political issues with nuclear power alone are a significant barrier to a successful program.
Australia currently has a fleet of six Collins-class submarines – based on an enlarged version of the Kockums Västergötland-class submarine.
The Gotland class of submarines would be worth exploring, as they are with the Collins-class submarines both based on designs by the Kockums shipyards in Sweden. The transfer of technology would be more seamless compared to nuclear-powered submarines. With sterling engines, they may offer many advantages that nuclear-powered submarines are supposed to deliver.
They may even surpass nuclear-powered submarines’ maneuverability, agility, and stealth while requiring fewer sailors.
Much better value all around.
We deserve at least an explanation for choosing nuclear-powered submarines based on the merits of their design and performance.
As if any sort of military procurement in this country was ever about getting the job done, rather than being the largest and oldest example of vulture cronyism feasting on consolidated revenue, one hand of every participant flipping the bird at the rest of us.
“What criteria were used to select nuclear-powered submarines for Australia?”…………….
Pretty straightforward.
We were told what we were required to do, and nodded and smiled accordingly.
Even if that leaves a nasty taste on the tongue of our glorious leaders.
……and a brown residue.
we ‘assumed the position’
Hope someone thought to bring lube…
I think Little Johnny Eyebrows probably still has the bottle………………
……….after all, he did spend most of his life with his trousers round his ankles.
Thank you, I have been saying the same since I first saw that we were paying the US for nuclear submarines, and that it would be decades before we received even one and the price is disgusting especually when you consider how little American workers are paid. It’s a huge con. We could have the Gotland subs in months, in fact don’t they already have some ready to be purchased and in the water right now. They use water rather than nuclear to propel them. Ignoring this much safer, cheaper, quieter and known to work submarines, is sheer stupidity. If we are so sure of our sovereignty why are we not doing the smart thing and shopping around rather than buckling to the US, and UK (which isn’t building them and seems to be pushed to one side). The US isn’t the super power it lijes to oretend it is by listening to its own propaganda, they have never won acwar on their own, not once, and they don’t do such a great job with all the countries the firce into committing to stand with them.
How do we start a public dialogue that considers the actual options?
If more people were aware of realistic options, the AUKUS nuclear-powered subs would lose whatever credibility we can presume they have now.
Hard to do with Dutt’s spruiking National Security and passing all those convenient statutes over the last decade or so…
oh what a tangled web we weave when we think our children are naive…
But not better value for the US and UK, whose shipyards need the generous Australian subsidy.
Sweden, population 10 million designing and building their own, quite innovative submarines. We, population 25 million, have handed the thinking bit, and $ trillions to someone else. It seems, for all our resource wealth we get things like ‘Gina’ and ‘Twiggy’ rather than any actual capability. Very sad.
Aaaaaah, but nobody can trade houses to each other like we do……………..
World Champions!
(Just quietly, the Europeans think we are brain-dead, auctioning houses like they were works of art. Still, I suppose when you have actual works of art to auction it gives you a bit of an edge…..)
Yeah, that’s right, in Australia we don’t have “actual works of art”. Culture’s just something we blow up in the search for iron ore.
I really enjoyed the article and writing as usual from Maeve.
If crikey doesn’t let us know what the journalist waiting in the naughty corner thinks of this you do all of us a great disservice.
Yes – take Grundle out of solitary and let him back in the exercise yard.