After more than 18 months of struggle, Scott Morrison has finally found someone who’ll employ him beyond politics, and so is leaving the sphere he has inhabited, tainted and, briefly, dominated since 2007. The hollow man has left the building, leaving barely even a vacancy to signal his departure.
If he’d never become prime minister, and instead remained Malcolm Turnbull’s, or even Peter Dutton’s, treasurer, he’d be leaving politics with a far better reputation.
While apparently compelled to leak to his News Corp mates — a tendency that drove his colleague Matthias Cormann nuts — Morrison was a good treasurer. With Cormann on point as finance minister (Cormann, Morrison’s superior in every personal and political way, would have made a much better PM), Morrison presided over falling spending and rising tax levels, significantly reducing the deficit the Turnbull government inherited from Joe Hockey and Tony Abbott. Unemployment fell from over 6.2% when Abbott was booted out to just 5% when Turnbull was dumped.
And most importantly, workforce participation rose half a per cent — by then it was more than a decade after we’d been told participation would start plummeting as a result of an ageing population — fuelled by a more than one percentage point rise in female participation. For a man so clearly bereft of even the slightest understanding or empathy for working women, Morrison as treasurer saw a remarkable rise in female economic engagement.
Needless to say, he didn’t stay treasurer, but ascended to the prime ministership — and proved to be the single worst occupant of that office in Australian history.
After his surprise win in 2019, Morrison, the miracle man, wholly dominated federal politics. But that dominance lasted less than a year. It began crumbling during the Black Summer bushfires, and then vanished with the pandemic that became the defining feature of his prime ministership. The cause: his innate quite profound personal and political flaws in the spotlight after Labor decided to stop making itself and its policies the issue. Now that real leadership and competence were required.
Crikey was among the first to point out Morrison’s apparently obsessive need to lie, in 2021. We’d intended to do so in early 2020, but the pandemic arrived and we thought it was hardly in the public interest to call into doubt the veracity of the man leading the nation at a time of major global crisis (though the intervening period yielded a treasure trove of Morrison whoppers).
We were also the first to explore in detail Morrison’s commonalities with Donald Trump and Boris Johnson. All three came from backgrounds unrelated to policy content or public governance — Trump and Johnson from TV, Morrison from marketing. All three proved incompetent. All three routinely lied, even about things they didn’t need to lie about. All three presided over corrupt governments riddled with scandals.
The differences were fascinating, however. Trump has readily encouraged right-wing Christians to believe he is divinely appointed to lead the US, “heaven sent”, when he is so solipsistic the question of whether he believes in anything other than himself is moot. Johnson appears to have no personal morality or faith of any kind. But Morrison genuinely believed himself to have been personally gifted the prime ministership by God, elevating him above everyone else in public life — and certainly above the normal standards of behaviour required for public life.
His personal faith and theology is a weird and incoherent mix of beliefs cherrypicked from a variety of sources, but there is no doubt of his personal central role in the scheme of things.
He was also in many ways the culmination of long-term trends within the federal Liberal Party rather than a genuinely new figure — not merely its infiltration and shift to the right by extremists, climate denialists and social reactionaries, but its complete transformation into a money-for-policy racket in which political donations and provision of post-politics employment were the primary determinants of policy.
Morrison perfected this by effectively blocking the public service from any policy role (and appointing Liberal Party hacks to key public service positions), handing billions of dollars to major consulting firms to provide whatever policy advice was deemed necessary, and effectively running the government from his own office, helped by his unprecedented secret appointment of himself to multiple key ministries.
What he couldn’t control was the national response to the pandemic, given critical levers were in the hands of the states while he was stuck with control only of national borders. His early laissez-faire “I’ll go to the footy” approach to the pandemic — of a piece with the criminal denialism of Johnson and Trump — was thus overridden by state leaders such as Gladys Berejiklian, who famously regarded Morrison as a psychopath, Daniel Andrews, Annastacia Palaszczuk and Mark McGowan, all of whom often left Morrison looking like an addled bystander as they helped Australia avoid the fates of the UK and the US. Those areas within Morrison’s control — vaccine sourcing, the COVIDSafe app, residential aged care — were disaster areas.
There was another way in which Morrison was a transitional figure too. While always happy to pursue the culture wars cooked up for him by News Corp and his C|T advisers, many of which ended up backfiring on him, Morrison as prime minister — courtesy of the hard work of his Indigenous Australians minister Ken Wyatt — presided over a significant shift in Indigenous affairs policy.
Having correctly concluded that Closing the Gap simply wasn’t working, Morrison backed Wyatt to commence a fundamental shift in how the Commonwealth developed and implemented Indigenous policy by elevating partnership with Indigenous communities to centrality in policy — including by devoting real resources to capacity-building and empowering Indigenous communities to participate fully in the policy process.
The Coalition has since moved radically backwards on Indigenous affairs — not merely in opposing a constitutional Voice to Parliament, which Morrison never supported, but in adopting a neo-assimilationist policy in which the unique experience of Indigenous Australians is erased and the whole idea of specific Indigenous policy is dismissed.
Under Dutton and Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, the Coalition’s policy is now to shut down Indigenous policy full stop, with First Nations peoples deemed honorary white people and told to get over it and on with it.
The full-blown white nationalism and grievance exploitation of Trump, and the (spectacularly failed) Euro-xenophobia of Johnson, never quite had an analog under prime minister Morrison. But that’s changed under Dutton. Morrison was only the harbinger of a worse politics to come.
I disagree with BK’s assessment “and proved to be the single worst occupant of that office in Australian history” because Morrison (thanks to his total incompetence) has left nothing of his stewardship behind.
On the other hand, John Howard saddled the country with appalling legacies that successive labour governments seem powerless to undo: housing policy/negative gearing, other tax breaks for the rich, anti-climate policy, unwarranted military interventions/the ANZAC myth, etc
I agree. Morrison was the clownshow, whereas Howard was the Evil Genius Ringmaster whose circus stayed so long that the ground on which it was pitched is still being rehabilitated.
Good take on history. Howard did two good things for me: GST, although the follow through income tax cuts never happened, it probably stopped a lot of other taxes ever being created. (2) He turned my distaste for conservative politics and culture into outright hatred and hostility. I struggle with love thy enemy but there’s no other way forward.
I agree with you. In my case, Howard was the reason I stopped voting liberal after doing so right back to the Menzies years.
True. After a lengthy break from the White Australia policies of the past, Howard brought xenophobia back into mainstream politics, gifting us with culture wars and right-wing populism
Agree and firstly would add, too many inc. those cited do performative politics, catering to RW MSM inc. related social media on content ie. wedge issues, to message voters, especially above median age.
On Howard it was allowing a RW MSM cartel to form; dog whistling on refugees, immigrants etc. as proxy white Oz via Tanton Network, unfollowing climate science, the related Atlas – Koch Network esp IPA promoting ‘freedom & liberty’ or ‘segregation economics’ for <1% and CIS on The Voice; fossil fueled nativist authoritarianism masquerading as ‘conservative’.
Agreed, for damage done JWH must get the chocolates. Scomo and the Mad Monk were both seriously flawed christians, but Scomo probably told the most lies. On the nuttiness scale, onion munching and knighthoods for dukes is equal to crowning yourself with five ministries. Scomo is probably more flawed in that his dedication was only to himself, where Abbott’s loyalty to church (inc Pell) Surf Life Saving and volunteer firefighting shows that for Abbott, it wasn’t all about Abbott.. Therefore, I think Scomo pips Abbot for the second worst sash.
You know, if it hadn’t been for the crushing handshake Mark Latham gave Howard, we could be arguing about his position in this pantheon of the pernicious. On a more positive note, Kim Beazley was the best PM we never had. Bloody children overboard. Probably the most damaging political lie of all if you consider where Australia would have been today if Beazley had beaten Howard.
I think Hewson and Shorten would have been good too
Yep – In Hewson’s case, at least we would have got a decent guy as opposed to the one we got three years later, and even though he would have been the ultimate neo-liberal, that was the zeitgeist. Not a great fan of Shorten at a personal level, but Australia would be in a far better place today if he’d beaten Morrison. Actually, Australia would be a better place if Morrison had just never occured. But I guess none of this compares to Bush junior getting over the line against Al Gore. That really is the difference between the pooh sandwich we’re chewing today and what could have been.
Yes, I agree. Australia lost out there. Hewson has got far more confidence and presence since being “done slowly” by Keating. Krating would have been an absolute nightmare to face on his seek and destroy days. Shorten never got traction against the Morrison LNP lies in the 2019 election. Labor rarely does well against that sort of campaign as they seem wary of calling the lies out. But no longer, hopefully, their ministers are all very well briefed and articulate.
Ah yes, the “Children Overboard” obscenity…
Can anyone explain why I still have this urge to urinate on Peter Reith’s headstone?
Agree. Howard’s ( “Don’t let them destroy my) legacy featured privatisation, strangely never discussed by MSM…and now Bernard.
Aged Care, Child Care and employment services outsourced to the “Jobs Network” pvte companies. Aged Care is a horror story, patients treated as obstacles to profit. Child Care propped up with massive govt subsidies. Both screw workers wages and don’t invest in training.
Recent ALP inquiry in to jobs network suppliers reveals massive taxpayers money gifted for many alleged employment search ‘support’ functions. The employment search support system is wide open for rorting.
We still bear the financial and social costs, trying to repair the damage today. On that basis, I’d say Howard was more damaging than Morrison.
Interesting framing of Morrison as a transitional figure, which is analytically of far greater use than the tendency to regard him as a bizarre and unwelcome aberration.
His deep moral and intellectual flaws, together with his narcissistic messianism made him the perfect ‘useful idiot’ for the far right. His slapstick meme-machine persona made him the ideal content vehicle for the mainstream media (News
Corp in particular) desperate for clicks and rage-farming.
He rode the twisted Murdochian zeitgeist for a moment and returned to obscurity when his over eager attempts to please his master exposed him as the incompetent, arse-licking, narcissistic buffoon he always was. All in all, a poor man’s Trump and an idiot’s version of Johnson.
His legacy is Peter Dutton and a Liberal Party rotten with evangelical loons, cookers, casual racists and grifters.
Well said
Well put Dale. I always thought the sound track to the Morrison slow motion train wreck should have been Hot Chocolate’s 70’s hit “You Sexy Thing” with the much repeated line “I believe in miracles” being the Morrisonian epitaph. Messianic and narcissistic, most definitely, but also a sociopath incapable of empathy. A total nihlist he just needed to know which way “to spin it”. When the direction the spin needed to take wasn’t obvious, he was left speechless. And surely the stunt with the secret ministries qualifies him many times over for the tag “psychopath in the workplace”. Your discription of the average Liberal Party member is spot on.
Even the exhortation from Errol Brown to ‘Touch me, you sexy thing!” would be an appropriate sound-bite, accompanying Morrison’s faux-sympathetic visits to drought, flood and bushfire devastated communities.
Nevertheless, I reckon ‘The Benny Hill Theme Tune’ would be a more apt soundtrack, with the video featuring slapstick contributions from Craig Kelly, Michaela Cash, Gina Rinehart, Gerry Harvey, The Beetrooter and Brian Houston. What a rotten bunch!
Maybe Crikey could run a poll for Morrison’s eulogiac theme tune?
Jeez Dale, get that on to a tik-tok and i reckon it’d go viral.
Musical theme for Morrison? Yep, the Benny Hill theme with Cash skittering behind the whiteboard moved in to place by parliament house staffers would be good.
How about some music that suits LNP donors AND the grants they received? “Taking Care of Business – Bachmann Turner Overdrive …OR…Take the Money and Run – Steve Miller Band.
BUT, the elephant that aged 10 years in the LNP room is climate change. One musical theme does not do it justice.
It needs a whole album – how about Supertramp’s “Crisis, What Crisis?
Well put Dale. I always thought the sound track to the Morrison slow motion train wreck should have been Hot Chocolate’s 70’s hit “You S**y Thing” with the much repeated line “I believe in miracles” being the Morrisonian epitaph. Messianic and narcissistic, most definitely, but also a sociopath incapable of empathy. A total nihlist he just needed to know which way “to spin it”. When the direction the spin needed to take wasn’t obvious, he was left speechless. And surely the stunt with the secret ministries qualifies him many times over for the tag “psy*hopath in the workplace”. Your discription of the average Liberal Party member is spot on.
(Reposted – there first try without asterix went into the “Awaiting Approval vortex)
And, hopefully, as part of that legacy, will be voters with a more balanced view and ability to see through the narrowness of LNP policy ideas, as well as an ability to think of the less wealthy and less fortunate people all around us when planning policies.
Only in the sense that it’s better to catch COVID than Ebola. Also, let’s please not lose sight of this “good Treasurer” being the architect (continuing from his time as Minister for Social Services) of the vile Robodebt programme.
‘First Nations peoples deemed honorary white people and told to get over it and on with it.’
Pithy commentary, Bernard… & shamefully accurate.
The timing of Morrison’s departure is worth noting ie: mere days before the ABC’s ‘Nemesis’ series is aired.
And, naturally, he would not wait until the 2025 election as leaving now means blaming any dip in support in Cook on the new bloke.
As rat cunning as ever.
Maybe Dutton told him to go now so they won’t actually lose the seat.
Morrison sure didn’t look good in Nemisis last night, did he.
Morrison had a lot to say (and sing) about his supposed adherence to Christian beliefs and teachings. I found most of his actions distinctly un-Christian.
As for the hard working Ken Wyatt, he is no longer in Parliament thanks to the public backlash against Morrison, who now gets to leave at the time of his own choosing. Good riddance to him.
Indeed, Morrison’s beliefs seem centred on the heretic Pentecostal gospel of prosperity and ignored totally such Christian doctrine as covered in the Second Great Commandment and the Beatitudes
Like the American Evangelicals Scotty is larded with HYPOCRISY, SELFISHNESS and NARCISSISM.
As a lapsed Catholic but still (I hope) with some Christian beliefs, I had real difficulty in coping with Morrison’s political actions, speech and outlook as a supposed totally committed and unusually public Christian in both his private and political life. Eventually, I failed and gave up trying. After May 2022, I felt vindicated as we learnt more and more about his time in various ministerial positions and as PM.
Also a lapsed catholic, I have found that being a good person doesn’t require any reference to christianity.
The nature of entrenched institutionalised beliefs is that they are always primarily for the benefit of the organisation, rather than for the furthering of the ethical and humanistic teachings of those on whom the institutions claim to represent.
It is perfectly natural and correct to have spiritual and ethical beliefs without adhering to organised dogma. Even though the jury is out on the existence of JC, there are good reasons to follow the precepts purported to come from him.