Russia’s escalation of its war in Ukraine appears to be taking the world into new and more dangerous territory in geopolitical terms.
Vladimir Putin has called up hundreds of thousands of reservists and raised the possibility of the use of tactical nuclear weapons in the field. His justification is the massive amount of arms, money, loan extensions and new credit flowing into Ukraine from the West, which is turning the conflict into one between Russia and a Western proxy state.
The victory of Ukrainian forces in pushing the Russians out of 6000 square kilometres of territory had the same effect such events have had in the West: it was slotted into a narrative of David v Goliath, and of a plucky little nation that over the decades has become a symbolic hero of Western hopes and need for meaning.
That does not change the fact that Russia’s invasion cannot be justified, despite immense NATO-Ukraine provocations, or that Russian forces seem likely to have committed atrocities. (Though one should retain a critical mindset on video evidence of bodies dug out of the ground. From where? From when?) Then Russia cleared its throat and we were reminded that the conflict to date was a war on the cheap. If the conflict is now taken to the next level, the Russian effort may well be doubly inefficient, bloody and chaotic, and may destabilise Putin’s power. But it may also eventually prevail.
But even if there is no great geopolitical stabilisation outside the region, the war’s disruption of the global economic system is turning stagnation into the beginnings of a new recession/depression. The conflict has shown just how fragile the global set-up really is, and how 40 years of neoliberal transformation has left countries and regions — stripped by their rulers from the mainstream of both right and “left” — without a skerrick of self-sufficiency, energy self-reliance, industrial capacity or back-up of production in the basics.
This appears to have hit the UK hardest, since its decline has been the most sustained. Productivity and investment have been falling for decades. Economic dependence on the finance and services sector has risen. The state has impoverished itself and lacks infrastructure development funds. Brexit has lowered investment still further. The result has been that the slightest squeeze — global heightened demand for gas, raising wholesale prices — has sent the country into crisis, exposing the limits of capitalism’s prosperity. The crisis has, beneath more lurid causes, destroyed Boris Johnson and installed Liz Truss as prime minister.
As last week’s UK budget has shown, that has been far more than a cosmetic change. Boris was both a Manchester liberal and a believer in production-side transformative development, a product, as I’ve suggested, of his duchessing by the Spiked/Revolutionary Communist Party group over a few years. Truss and her chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng are, by contrast, neo-Thatcherites pure and simple, co-authors of a 2012 manifesto called Britannia Unchained, which advocates for tax cuts, smaller government, etc, to raise productivity and investment.
This small group now has control of government — no one else remained – and it has put into practice a mini-budget that recalls not only early Thatcher but also the “dash to growth” budget under Edward Heath in 1972. The highest personal tax rate has been cut, the corporate tax rate has remained at 19% (a return to 25% abandoned), stamp duty has been cut, a proposed NHS upgrade levy has been cancelled, benefits eligibility has been tightened, planning laws have been relaxed, and 38 special enterprise zones have been set up.
There is still one big crowd-pleaser: a cap on retail energy prices, which will cost the taxpayer £60 billion (A$99.6 billion) in compensation for the private energy retailers. So even the spending is right wing, because it’s designed to forestall nationalisation, which would have become necessary.
The reaction of the markets has been negative, with the pound falling to near parity with the US dollar, its lowest level for decades, and bond yields heading towards national junk levels. That is as much the recursive effect of the markets as an assessment of the move itself, but reaction everywhere has been negative. The financial world chatter has been that this is an ideological budget, not one cutting with the grain of the global economy. Politically it has been disastrous, with Labour rising to 45% in the opinion polls as the Tories sink to 28%.
When everyone says something is stupid, blinkered and insane, it’s always worth looking for the rationality that might be guiding it. The first is to simply credit right-wingers with actual beliefs and world views. Kwarteng has written half a dozen books, including a sprightly account of Thatcher’s terrible year of 1981, when it looked like mass unemployment might kill her government.
The “Britannia” group believes that only the release of capital’s “animal spirits” will get the economy back into a growth circle. It may be hoping that will deliver a resounding boom sufficient to get it reelected, or a messy hung Parliament, in 2024. It may also believe that if it loses, Labour under Keir Starmer and his team from the right will leave much of the apparatus it establishes in place, and it will happen anyway.
But a more cynical electoral calculus is the same as the stage three tax cuts here; they benefit sections of the prosperous working class (less in the UK than here) and a wobbly middle class, and with first-past-the-post voting ensuring narrow victories in the 150 or so “shire”-type seats.
The third calculus is that the Tory party is perpetually broke and always in need of donor top-ups to fight elections, and that shonky franchise businesses — who want low taxes, a pliable workforce, and tax-free enterprise zones — will cough up for it.
The British solution is striking because it expresses a faith in capitalism’s ability to right itself, which is nowhere else in evidence. Despite the conclusion of open-slather quantitive easing, the International Monetary Fund is handing out open-ended bailouts, a quarter of a trillion committed so far, especially to peripheral nations it fears may do a “Lebanon” or “Sri Lanka”: just simply come apart at the base, default, and be without essential imports. Argentina, Pakistan, Egypt, Ghana… these are the next big “middle” economies in serious trouble.
This is ahead of what everyone believes will now be a world recession, based not only on the Ukraine shocks but on China’s weakening performance. It is difficult to get a picture of what sort of trouble China is in that is not skewed by ideology from both sides, but the picture seems to be that while the fundamentals of its manufacturing economy are sound, the backwash effect of its collapsing property boom/Ponzi economy is not yet knowable.
China’s enemies are making much of it, but property can fall over as quickly as it can be put up. Both look impressive — rising cities, then demolished cities — but only because we still believe construction to be far more expensive than it really is. Really, they’re nothing compared with the cost of one complexly tooled factory. It’s a measure of the world’s dependency on China’s bustle that the nation’s forecast of 3.3% growth is being seen as a world disaster, while the UK is popping its rivets to get to 2.5% growth.
Boy, oh, boy, global capitalism is in trouble, isn’t it? Since the Thatcher-Reagan revolution, it has been blowing a vast bubble, bubble multiples to use the physics term, bubbles in bubbles. Vast sections of the world have had no money coming to them at all, whole cities in Africa the same mix of concrete slab and tin-sheet slums, India a core of neoliberal energy in a vast population still living in pre-capitalist forms.
The West has been, until recently, the only major source of consumption and demand expansion, and that has occurred at the same time as global private firms have been permitted to destroy its real productive capacity. The huge private debt to the future run-up in 2008 was then patched over by a decade of quantitative easing to blow the bubble even wider.
That patch is now coming off, having done very little to grow the global economy, and much to inflate asset prices and steer investment from the productive economy to finance-to-finance investment. What has been invested has been de facto trickle down. Without China, and three decades of Deng Xiaoping’s thoroughly Marxist managed-capitalist economy, the world would have been slumped in a depression so long that the military coups would have already started.
Now China is re-Stalinising, curbing inequality and reviving national pride as a socialist value, to rebuild solidarity against the world. In Italy, in Sweden, and elsewhere to come, the voters are following suit, demanding a nationalist government; supporting traditional values against an elite who, largely drawn from the left, have ramrodded a cosmopolitan society; and given cover to neoliberalism through support for high immigration on cosmopolitan grounds.
The right is insurgent. The radical left is at zero, and may either be permanently concluded in its pre-existing form or in power in 18 months. All of this would have happened, but the Ukraine war has exposed how tenuous the whole system was. The just-in-time form of supply-chain global organisation, which made platform capitalism so profitable, has reshaped the whole global apparatus in its form. The shelves are emptying of political, social and cultural goods, in every sense of that latter term.
Here we are dodging the worst, with a stable government with a capital-centric core but a social market aspect, finding a way between traditional values and an over-reaching progressivism, a framework for rational political action. But for how long will we remain untouched in this new global conflict? You may not be interested in the war, the man said, but the war is interested in you…
Maybe try listening to The Duran and Alex Mercouris on YouTube for a balanced view on the current position in the conflict and Scott Ritter and Alfred de Zayas ( both UN people ) on the almost criminal refusal to negotiate, of western states and the Ukraine, in the lead up to the war. As they say it’s incumbent on any leadership to exhaust every avenue before resorting to force. NATO and the EU simply weren’t interested sadly and neither was Ukraine.
New Atlas is another good one to watch.
I’d recommend sonar21.com – an exMarine intel analyst then CIA.
Now very unimpressed by what his country has become.
And anything from Scott Ritter, Col Douglas Macgregor, the Moon of Alabama, the Saker, Indian Punchline and Andrei Martyanov just to mention a few. Ritter – ex weapons inspector for the UN in Iraq, ex marine: Macgregor – advisor to presidents, conservative fellow at “The Conservative” website: Moon of Alabama – unknown but thought to be ex US military intelligence: the Saker – ex NATO military intelligence: Indian Punchline – M K Bhadrakumar ex high ranking Indian diplomat: Martyanov – ex Russian naval officer now living in the States. And last but not least, our own “Pearls and Irritations” here in Australia. All well worth listening to as well as those already mentioned by others. And in closing, I can’t forget Patrick Armstrong (ret) who was the Canadian military attache in their Moscow Embassy who used to give extremely insightful views on both NATO and Russia but has since been silenced by his own government if my reading between the lines is correct.
Meanwhile make sure one does not cite let alone mention any credible sources that contradict the Kremlin view; not GRU are you?
A carefully worded and rational analysis, good job. I’m very glad I live in Australia right now.
Small wars happen because tribal differences. Great wars happen because of failing economies.
I am no Nostradamus, but I did mention and ask many red hot anti Russians before the conflict, did they understand the potential economic costs. Surprisingly they ended up even greater than I presumed. Yet it could have all been avoided if Ukraine had complied with their word, ie the Minsk Agreements.
Too smart for themselves and bought a pup sold to them by the Americans.
Just keep the bias confirmation ticking over in our media – “Americans good, Russians Bad.” and off to war we go!
The next stage will be the referendums held by the Russians. These will be the decried in a Trump like chorus – “The Election was Robbed.” Are we scared of people deciding for themselves? After all it is called Democracy and Freedom to choose.
If there is concerns about impartiality, why not advocate a referendum as follows:
Negotiate a ceasefire for the ballot.
Have and independent non allied country conduct the ballot under the auspices of the UN
Abide by the decision.
But the West do not want to go down the democratic track as they are scared of loosing.
Me – I just want peace and am tired of US Wars. I am Australian and I do not want to live in the 49th State.
49th state – wow that’s so edgy – I guess you infer we were under Uncle Sam’s yoke before Alaska and Hawaii in 1959. That must be such a cool party trick at dinners. Knowing laughs all round with that one.
Well maybe he doesn’t recognise the annexation of Hawaii. Still leaves one state though.
Sold by a tsar with no right to do so.
I’m not sure about the Tsar not having the right to sell Alaska. But the Donbas and all the way round to Moldova was handed to Ukraine by the Bolsheviks in 1922, that was illegal. This conflict is partly Yeslin’s fault for not negotiating and being a fool was flummoxed by the US.
er…. Alaska
I’d suggest much earlier, circa 1943 after Churchill had ceded us to the US, General MacArthur & the Brisbane Line.
Our sole value to the Hegemon is as an unsinkable aircraft carrier – if we end up as the world’s largest ashtray, hey, them’s the breaks for lapdogs.
49th State: nailed it, Maroochy Adore.
Buddy Australia is around the 65th state of the US, there are more important vassals than us, we must know our place in the que.
Far away Anglo conservative left/right views pretending to not be influenced by same promoted in US/globally by Fox/RT news etc., e.g. describing Ukrainians as Nazis (but Russia’s little bro’s) and Jewish leader Zelensky a ‘thug’?
Further, can you explain why Ukraine has so much support from EU nations and citizens, especially in Central Eastern Europe, Baltics and Scandinavia (despite much pro Kremlin agitprop in media), along with their support for NATO?
Far away Anglo conservative left/right views pretending to not be influenced by same promoted in US/globally by Fox/RT news etc., e.g. describing Ukrainians as National Socialists (but Russia’s little bro’s) and Jewish leader Zelensky a ‘thug’?
Further, can you explain why Ukraine has so much support from EU nations and citizens, especially in Central Eastern Europe, Baltics and Scandinavia (despite much pro Kremlin agitprop in media), along with their support for NATO?
Exactly what were the ‘immense NATO- Ukraine provocations’ ?? I’m intrigued!
A very good question – my reply on this topic is still ‘awaiting approval’
The dismissal of Russia’s security concerns and peace proposals out of hand (as NATO and Ukraine did) is the answer. It is not up to NATO to decide whether or not they are a threat or not to another nation. These concerns have existed at least as far back as the Yalta conference in WW2.
Not up to Russia or fan boys/girls to demand attention for often false or simply paranoid claims ala Goebbels?
As Central Eastern Europe energy specialist and Russophile Edward Lucas asked after the first Ukraine invasion, ‘Why is Putin (& supporters) allowed to frame the questions, to then mislead?’
Why is it ‘illiberal’ right wing and authoritarian leaders that indirectly support and do Putin’s bidding e.g. Orban, Dodik, Vucic, Le Pen, Salvini, Trump et al.?
‘ Simply paranoid claims ala Goebbels’, maybe start with WMD, the bayoneting of incubators, Assad using Chemical Weapons, the excuse for Hiroshima.
Of course, but how do these other factors in history justify Putin’s actions?
They are simply retrospective excuses…..
What? No Koch funded Think tank to blame?
Again, it is not up to NATO to decide whether another country feels threatened by the NATO security alliance, it is up to the country that feels threatened. The vast majority of the old Warsaw Pact nations were there to act as a buffer between Europe and Russia.
For the Nasty American Terrorist Organisation (with a history of attacking other nations) to disregard another nation’s security concerns and to dismiss their security and peace proposals out of hand, is both deplorable and sheer idiocy.
Why is it that 87% of the world population don’t agree with the position the 13% (the Golden Billion in the West) of the world population has taken against Russia? Democracy in action or are they just tired of Western hypocrisy and its proxy wars?
So you don’t know much about Central Eastern Europe, Baltics & Scandinavian nations and their desire to join NATO, and why?
Also the deference to Putin’s corrupt authoritarianism, under the guise of Russia, by making stuff up?
Made up? Familiarize yourself with what was discussed at the Yalta Conference or was that yet another “Koch funded Libertarian Think tank”?
As to the 87%, for your reading pleasure. Only the Golden Billion give a stuff for Ukraine.
https://www.newsweek.com/nearly-90-percent-world-isnt-following-us-ukraine-opinion-1743061
You rail against the US, western allies, Ukraine, NATO etc. then use Newsweek as a source to (not) support your ranting to masquerade as a credible point, whatever it is?
You rail against “Koch funded Think Tanks” as the cause of all ills and think that is credible? Talk about made up “facts”.
If a reputable US source (at least reputable in the eyes of the West) is stating quite clearly that the vast majority of the world is not in agreement with the Golden Billion that is exactly proving the point. There are other sources, you need to Goya and find them.
BTW. I haven’t railed about Ukraine at all. Both Putin and the Ukrainian Comedian US Sock Puppet are as bad as each other.
Try reading up on the Yalta Conference too BTW. Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin divided up Europe and set the scene for the Cold War and where we are now.
Not much point explaining why ‘one sandwich does not make a picnic (but many)’.
Grounded understanding is via credible academic or journalistic analysis that uses multiple credible sources (passing the ‘CRAAP’ test) then synthesised into several themes to support an argument or position, while highlighting the ‘grey’.
What you do here is reach back to the past for old opinions & ideology, like the climate & science deniers i.e. ‘cherry pick’ an article that supports some vague or unclear but black/white argument without nuance, or used to discredit others and/or arguments presented.
This is the modus operandi of much right (& left) wing politics, media, PR and influencers; but that does not make it ‘credible’.
New Yorker’s Jane Mayer of ‘Dark Money’ fame described it, referring to Kochs, as ‘changing not just what we think but how we think (or not)’.
Hey Drew,
Please show a bit more respect to the Putin cheerleaders here.
Today’s a big anniversary for them!
https://twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB/status/1575180623651618816?cxt=HHwWgICqnc-bldwrAAAA
Whatever. Enjoy your “Koch funded Libertarian Think tank” delusions.
Of course Atlas, Koch Network think tanks e.g. IPA (& does not do policy for the LNP), do not exist and hundreds of journos and academics in US etc. are wrong?
In the same universe, BBC just did story on Tufton St., as now guess that disastrous ‘Trussonomics’ = ‘Kochonomics’ in ’55 Tufton Street: The other black door shaping British politics’
If Australians like British wish to remain blissfully ignorant and manipulated by US radical right libertarians, with support from media proprietors….
’55 Tufton Street: The other black door shaping British politics’ #KochNetwork 🙂
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-63039558
Pray tell me, where do the LNP, UK Tories and GOP and related media, get their research, talking points, policies and draft bills from; when they do little if any policy development?
You avoid any credible academic &/or journalistic sources vs. cherry picking e.g. using a US mainstream media magazine as evidence, which is not credible ‘research’.
Go follow Tony Kevin et al. and Fox News 🙂
Google John Mearsheimer, a YouTube lecture delivered in 2015 which foretells what has happened and his summary was: We are to blame. Mearsheimer is a Professor of Politics at Chicago University. He is rated as a ‘Conservative’.
Also the works of Professor Stephen Cohen (dec’d), widely regarded in his time as the preeminent western scholar of Russia, its history, people, language and society who for many years was Professor of Russian and Russian Studies at Princeton and Columbia Universities. I can remember reading his warnings in the early 90’s and listening to his broadcasts until his death a few years ago and I’m sure that he was vocal long before that. Of course, he didn’t agree with the pirates who truly run the States but his position made him virtually untouchable but ignored by the media those pirates heavily influenced. Just like here.
Mearsheimer (allegedly of the ‘left’) is a Koch Network sock puppet*; blame Ukraine, demand peace negotiation then fossil fuels & related sectors resume normal service; also avoid fast transition away from fossil fuels in EU etc..
*See Judd Legum’s article ‘Koch-funded analyst raises doubts about Russian attacks on Ukrainian civilians’ (18 April ’22) in Popular Info.
Drew, go for it: you probably believe everything ASPI tells you to believe about China as well.
I think the “Koch Network Sock Puppet” comment gave it away.
https://youtu.be/JeWHviwLMy8
FYI this 1 minute 16 second clip was made in 2016. Lindsey Graham and John McCain assuring the Azov Nazis the US would back them in their ‘war with Russia’!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow! Thanks for the informative link. Unfortunately, it’s impossible to educate some commentators here.
Not just here.
the brainwashing is flooding the Western Media, and most just simply believe it.
NATO nations have broken repeated commitments that NATO wld not be extended into old USSR state areas – that there wld be NATO Russia buffers. Theyve used Ukraine as a base for destabilisation of Russia for 15 years now. The Zelensky govt is a product of pro-NATO oligarrch funding, and went onto include a request for NATO membership in its constitution. NATO enirclement of Russia.
There would have been no war if Minsk was signed but that’s not what the US wants.
I’m reminded of Lord Ismay’s (First Secretary General of NATO) off the cuff statement about NATO’s existence. It was ‘to keep the Yanks in, the Germans down and the Russians out’. And lo and behold that has been its consistent stance since that statement in the late 50s even though Yeltsin and then Putin tried to extend the olive branch in 1991 and 2001 respectively by attempting to join NATO. And what do we have now after decades of post USSR existence? – Russia v NATO. I just feel so secure now and the irony of it all is that many of Germany’s industries are now relocating to the US. Talk about keeping the Germans down.
Wow….is this Tucker Carlson of Fox News?
By the same ‘logic’ it means that newer EU entrants and/or Central Eastern Europe former Soviets satellites (past 30 years or generation) are precluded from exercising their national sovereignty? When did this happen?
NATO did not need to harass or demand nations join NATO (ditto EU), many are still neutral, but surely these nations were onto something wanting to join NATO?
Why was Putin mute on Finland and Sweden joining NATO if it is such a malign actor against Russia’s interests, according to Putin shills?
Related, analysis from the far away Anglosphere places tends to avoid more recent events on the ground, eg. past generation, in favour of past big picture ideological geopolitics of Kissinger et al that simplify and dumb down the same analysis; also requires bypassing of excellent recent analysis by European and many Anglo academics and journalists, what would they know?
By the same ‘logic’ it means that newer EU entrants and/or Central Eastern Europe former Soviets satellites (past 30 years or generation) are precluded from exercising their national sovereignty? When did this happen?
NATO did not need to harass or demand nations join NATO (ditto EU), many are still neutral, but surely these nations were onto something wanting to join NATO?
Why was Putin mute on Finland and Sweden joining NATO if it is such a malign actor against Russia’s interests, according to Putin shills?
Related, analysis from the far away Anglosphere places tends to avoid more recent events on the ground, eg. past generation, in favour of past big picture ideological geopolitics of Kissinger et al that simplify and dumb down the same analysis.
Also requires bypassing credible recent analysis by European and many Anglo academics and journalists, what would they know?
NATO did not need to harass or demand nations join NATO (ditto EU), many are still neutral, but surely these nations were onto something wanting to join NATO?
Why was Putin mute on Finland and Sweden recently applying/joining NATO if it is such a malign actor against Russia’s interests, according to Putin and his shills?
Related, analysis from the far away Anglosphere places tends to avoid more recent events on the ground, eg. past generation, in favour of past big picture ideological geopolitics of Kissinger et al that simplify and dumb down the same analysis.
Also requires bypassing of excellent recent analysis by European and many Anglo academics and journalists, what would they know?
Here are the original commitments:
https://nsarchive.gwu.edu/briefing-book/russia-programs/2017-12-12/nato-expansion-what-gorbachev-heard-western-leaders-early
No, allegedly what Gorbachev heard, recorded and what has been ‘documented’ but a ‘single sandwich does not make a picnic’; pro Putin types throw this up all the time, but are then unable to explain credibly in the current context.
Leaders throughout history have not only made comments and offer opinions but are often inconsistent, plus disagree with their own compatriots and historians.
The ridiculous premise that 1990 assurances given to a failing Soviet state somehow trump the right of democratic sovereign nations in the Baltics to make their own decisions on their path to security, having lived under that boot before. Their steadfast support of Ukraine in this invasion is notable.
The “security concerns” are the merest of fig leaves for the unhinged fantasies of a megalomaniac who sees himself as Peter the Great returning chunks of what was once the Russian empire.
You speak of pro-Nato oligarch funding, but not the proxy wars waged by the Russians in Donetsk and Luhansk.
The Russians invaded Georgia in 2008, the west didn’t blink. They ramped it up with the invasion and annexation of Crimea, the west appeased and made gas deals. Putin could be forgiven for expecting the craven performances to continue, but somehow managed to revitalise an expand an alliance that was suffering for relevance.
Oh Big, Ed. Get a grip. Do you recall the US reaction to Khrushchev coming to Cuba’s aid in 1963? The Us has been invading countries since its inception….
Agree, classic aversion or ‘intellectual laziness’ by many of the ageing ideological left and right, relying on cold war prisms while ignoring reality on the ground to platform Putin and his actions as justified; retrospectively.
So you agree Cuba has a right to station Russian nuclear missiles on its sovereign territory targeting the US?
Or to decide its own domestic policies, which makes US sanctions a criminal act of war for the past 60+ years?
Tucker Carlson would agree.
Thank you. I fully understand the Russian/Soviet fear of western invasion or encroachment. The response to the Bolshevik revolution and the civil war of 1919-21 and of course operation Barbarossa by the Nazi’s in 1941are still fresh in Russian memories. To say that there has been a NATO encirclement of Russia is not correct, regardless of Russian fears. It has been convenient for Putin to play on and exaggerate these fears. However, a full-scale Russian invasion can never be justified! It is clear that it will be counter-productive to Russia and will be the end of Putin.
A coup in 2014 is a good start.
Maybe you’ll believe this guy in 1997:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYJHDtEvzWw
It’s documented US policy:
https://www.rand.org/pubs/research_briefs/RB10014.html
https://consortiumnews.com/2022/02/23/diana-johnstone-us-foreign-policy-is-a-cruel-sport/
Madbot can’t cope with two links, so I’ll separate them.
It’s documented US policy:
https://www.rand.org/pubs/research_briefs/RB10014.html
And:
https://consortiumnews.com/2022/02/23/diana-johnstone-us-foreign-policy-is-a-cruel-sport/
That’s a credible source isn’t it?
If by ‘credible source’ you mean something from the US establishment, I guess not. Maybe the 2019 Rand Corporation report to the US military is more your style. I guess you can bury your head in the sand and wish that one away too if it complicates your simplistic understanding of geopolitical realities.
No-one here has said Putin is justified in his murderous and illegal invasion, just that it wouldn’t have happened without US provocation over many decades. It’s both-and, not a black and white goodies vs baddies fairy tale. You really should learn to walk and chew gum at the same time.