Tony Abbott’s Penis: The Musical
Includes the smash hit "Tumescent Love"
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Includes the smash hit "Tumescent Love"
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sensational! the patriotism of the penis brings tears to my eyes… queue comments?
Brings a tear to my eye, too.
Brings a tear to the end of Tony’s dick.
Chorus
I’ve been tearing ‘cross the desert
But who the fuck knows why
Pegged out amongst the sand dunes
‘Neath a fierce and pitliless sky
Some people think that I’m a jerk,
A tosser and a dolt
And wish that I’d just piss right off
And do a Harold Holt.
If I had one, I’m sure that my penis would swell with pride and Aussie fervour. Instead, my heaving breast will have to suffice.
Mike Jones that is a winner!!!!!!