Gosh. Hasn’t five years gone quickly? One door closes, another opens, hey?

Disclose, disclose, disclose has always been the Crikey mantra – and on
this day of all special days I must display my adherence.

Let the record therefore show that my skincare products come from
Biotherm Homme, while Dior’s Eau Sauvage remains my cologne of choice,
that I vote Labor while an unabashed and unashamed and although I
haven’t got the foggiest who the greatest living Australian is, know
the cutest simply has to be Lisa Seiffert. And while Alyssa and
Gemma fans will get no succour, intelligent and entertaining comments,
gossip, squibs, leaks and leads will still be welcome at
christian@crikey.com.au.