Last week The Tiser

asked its readers to sign a contract agreeing not to kill themselves and others

on the roads. And, says the paper, the idea has been a stunning success. Since TheTiser

launched its new safety contracts, not one South Australian has died on the state’s roads.

Today’s Advertiser

front page is dominated by a giant 0 over the headine: “No road deaths in a week – now let’s go on and break the record”.

What next? A contract to prevent murder or child abuse? Watch TheTiser’s

front page.