Don’t look so glum Australia, everything’s coming up Derryn!
This cartoon now available in the First Dog Poster Shopatorium
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Just imagine HOW unhappy people must be elsewhere?!?!
But then I won’t be complaining – you can see my problem . . .
Dearest Doggest
De La Lunaest
Mio Mine
I insist
I humbly insist
yeah, a third time
I humbliest insist
that
1) this poster,
suitable for framing,
joins the other finest
posters in
the first shoppest de la luna
forthwith.
and
2) that copies of said,
suitable for framing,
poster
be sent to EVERY
red-blooded
whingeing
Herald Sun quoting
Australian,
forthwith.
and
3) that the costs of said,
suitable for framing,
poster production
and distribution
be paid for by our
dear friends
Gina, James, Clive, Tony
and
Derrin.
please?
yours faithfully
ever truliest,
moi aussie
Shockjockesque
You’ve put in the creative hard yards today, Firsty, multiple laughs here.
What about asking the itinerant gangs of Sudanese youths to murder little barking dogs in their beds, yip yip yip.
Right! It’s clear we need an immediate parliamentary inquiry into which of you bastards at Crikey…..Put the Barnaby pills in FD’s latte this morning.
BTW Re income:
While I’ll admit to the odd share or two and a *small* stable of thoroughbreds…..
That pig belongs to the next door neighbour and I’ll sue the pants off anyone who claims otherwise.