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Hmm…I guess you haven’t finished the Advent calendar yet…Eh?
P.S. Philip Adams as the evil meth addicted Santa scores you huge points. Miss-spelling his name ….LEGEND!
Andybob
12 years ago
Attempts to repackage the whole thing as ‘Festivus’ replete with aluminium pole, “The Airing of Grievances” and “Trials of Strength” have faltered at my house. They got as far as a suggestion that we need not put up the Christmas tree this year when the whole thing was severely scotched by my 12 year old daughter. I barely escaped alive by buying an advent calendar (yes with chocolate, the other kind are ‘stupid’).
klewso
12 years ago
My proctologist feels things very deeply too.
JackAubrey
12 years ago
Does this mean we are not getting a nativity diorama this year? FFS, that’s the only reason I subscribed!
zut alors
12 years ago
I have it on pretty good authority that Jesvs was nowhere near a manger on 25 December. The Christmas stunt/rort was not his idea. Let’s rebrand it for accuracy –
Retailmus!
Sounds like Firsty is being pressured into hosting another festive cocktail party.
Hmm…I guess you haven’t finished the Advent calendar yet…Eh?
P.S. Philip Adams as the evil meth addicted Santa scores you huge points. Miss-spelling his name ….LEGEND!
Attempts to repackage the whole thing as ‘Festivus’ replete with aluminium pole, “The Airing of Grievances” and “Trials of Strength” have faltered at my house. They got as far as a suggestion that we need not put up the Christmas tree this year when the whole thing was severely scotched by my 12 year old daughter. I barely escaped alive by buying an advent calendar (yes with chocolate, the other kind are ‘stupid’).
My proctologist feels things very deeply too.
Does this mean we are not getting a nativity diorama this year? FFS, that’s the only reason I subscribed!
I have it on pretty good authority that Jesvs was nowhere near a manger on 25 December. The Christmas stunt/rort was not his idea. Let’s rebrand it for accuracy –
Retailmus!
Sounds like Firsty is being pressured into hosting another festive cocktail party.