How could Tony Abbott get it so wrong, so often, so many ask? The answer is, of course, that he doesn’t think like most of us. He’s essentially a medieval Catholic, and his morality runs on a different model.
Consider this line about being “pure of heart”. Where does that come from? Most of us would think that presenting someone with an unfillable prescription was standard political theatre. And that a dying man probably has lee-way in any case.
Not our Tone. What seems to matter is your state of grace. In the catacombs of the mad Abbott’s mind, he’s equating a political stunt with the state of turning up for Communion without having shriven yourself of sins.
For this pre-Reformation morality, the sin is less important than the intent. We’re all born in sin after all, so committing them – playing fast and loose with an (at the time apparent) pregnancy, ‘forgetting’ that you met the archbishop, etc – simply rack up a few more days in purgatory.
Furthermore death, in this framework – what Evelyn Waugh, a believer, described as a ‘not entirely sane conspectus’ – is really just a change of address. So St T might be missing the big ‘woo-woo-woo’ sound we get in our heads when we confront someone who is soon going to be dead, for ever.
(Mind you, Howard’s unfortunate follow-up to cancer insensitivity – ‘well Tony’s taken his lumps’ – can only be described as Anglican par excellence. Dame Edna would be proud.).
Now before I get letters dipped in blood (ie wine), let me say that most Catholics are sensible people who don’t believe their morality should be determined by Dante’s back-of-the-envelope sketch of Hell mountain, and yes it is an oversimplification of doctrine.
But is there really any doubt that Abbott’s beliefs are relevant? After all, his conduct during the RU486 disgrace was a pure example of the Vatican doctrine of propaganda (their word), that you can tell a few lies for a higher truth.
And he hath been attended by a phalanx of the godly in the press, from Christopher Pearson to George Pell to the Devines (Frank and Miranda, not a doo-wop group) who all seem to hang onto some belief of this sort.
Given that St T is a possible leader of the November 25 rump – or once again health minister – should not the bell be tolled?
Well according to Wikipedia, Pulcinella has a traditional temperament that is “to be mean, vicious, and crafty: his main mode of defense is to pretend to be too too stupid to know what’s going on, and his secondary mode is to physically beat people.”
Was Birney pure of heart in participating in the union-Labor orchestrated stunt? Does a dying man have a right to abuse anyone without any response expected? Abott qualified the heart statement with clear reference to the particular incident.
Abbott and Costello, leaders of the next rump?
Who is on first base?
I find it incredulous that the the Abbot is a MOP and holds such an important portfolio toboot, still howard was elected PM 3 times. Do any of these pepole look in the mirror and ask themselves questions.
I’ve shaken hands with Bernie and I can tell you his time is limited and his strength is weak. I can see this little episode acting as a tonic for Bernie and giving him a good reason to live on. I hope Bernie goes on long enough to see Abbot out of work.