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First Dog On The Moon

Mar 03, 2014

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zut alors
12 years ago

Thanks, Mr Onthemoon, a tasty treat for us to devour today. But it will go over the head of the demented plutocrat and his indentured scribe slaves.

As for second rate cartoonists, isn’t J Kudelka a freelancer at The Oz? Slips.

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rhwombat
12 years ago

My undies just went Ping!
Cunning use of the term ‘PICTURE UNRELATED’ to avoid being Corbyed by Gwendoline’s little helpers, however, most of us instantly recognise the Shrivelled Purple Rupert as the unfortunate result of Wendi’s Aubergine period.

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klewso
12 years ago

Gosh they’re a sorry lot in Oz, all this apologising – how unAustralian.
What about those sorry looking black sheep PCPs?
Sorry for mistaking Janet for Uranus?

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rhwombat
12 years ago

I used to get upset about the Rupert. Now I just laugh nervously and wait to be sneered at by Gwendolyne’s condylomata lata and Nick Cater, their attack jellyfish. These are the people who gave us Toadys (Rabbott & Blair), Dick Cheyney’s glove puppet, and the Coalition of the Incontinent. In 4 years time, Rupert’s rabid little minions will be jockying for spots in the queue at Centrelink, and changing their names to avoid the righteous wrath of PM Plibersek and Deputy PM Wong.

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klewso
12 years ago

“The Austrologist Daily”

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