Although there are some elements of Scott Morrison’s electoral fortunes that are out of his hands — the emergence of another variant, state border closures — there’s one area of major weakness that’s directly within his control: integrity.
The political realist view of integrity is that, for all the froth and bubble around a federal ICAC, the issue isn’t important for voters and certainly won’t change votes. Voters think all politicians are corrupt, and all governments engage in pork-barrelling, so Morrison suffers no damage from the issue.
Against that, however, is that integrity has become the second string to the bow of the array of independents standing against urban Liberals. Whereas it used to be climate and asylum seekers that characterised centrist independents in the wealthier electorates of Sydney, now it’s climate and a federal ICAC, with so-called “Liberal moderates” incapable of shifting their denialist colleagues on either.
Unlike climate, the issue is readily neutralised. If Morrison wants barnacle-scraping before the election, here’s the easiest of all: a revamped federal ICAC model with real powers that treats politicians on the same level as federal police and public servants is straightforward, and unlike his current model — dictated by News Corp to Christian Porter — would be quickly legislated.
Of course, Morrison has spent much of the past few months demonising effective anti-corruption bodies like the NSW ICAC, so it would represent a sudden reversal. But this is the man who as treasurer embraced the banking royal commission that he spent years demonising as a threat to the nation’s financial stability. Consistency, famously, means nothing to him.
It would be even easier to commit to ending pork-barrelling, because it wouldn’t require legislation.
An extension of the Commonwealth grants rules and guidelines to all Commonwealth funding of any kind, and a tightening of those guidelines to prevent ministers or ministerial staff from making any decisions about funding, prohibiting any communication between ministerial offices and public servants about allocation, and increasing the auditor-general’s budget to conduct more vetting of the administration of grants might start to reassure voters that the blatant rorting of taxpayer money by the likes of Bridget McKenzie and Alan Tudge won’t be repeated.
But wouldn’t this deprive Morrison of a crucial weapon in his reelection strategy? Isn’t there a $16 billion war chest (more like $6 billion, after commercially confidential payment provision is taken away, says Treasurer Josh Frydenberg) waiting to be splashed on marginal electorates?
Two things: there’s little evidence that McKenzie-style rorting delivers any electoral benefit, and any announcement the government makes between now and the election about grant funding will be seen not as manna from heaven by grateful voters, but for what it is — yet more pork-barrelling.
Morrison — leader of the most corrupt government in federal history, and a man devoid of any evidence of integrity in relation to his approach to politics — could offer a Damascene conversion to the cause of anti-corruption.
The cognoscenti might not believe it, but it might do for voters, especially those who traditionally vote Liberal but who are toying with going independent.
This advice sounds like a famous old saying, slightly revised:>
The most important thing is integrity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Keane says Morrison could deliver a proper integrity commission because “this is the man who as treasurer embraced the banking royal commission that he spent years demonising.” Yes, this is. And it is also the Morrison who buried the findings of that commission so that nothing has changed. If Morrison goes down the path Keane recommends there will be a proper integrity commission for about five minutes, or long enough to get past the election, and then Morrison will have it taken out the back and shot.
“The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You’ve Got It Made.” – Groucho Marx.
If you can find any proof of that attribution I’d be very interested. It’s one of those sayings that is regularly marked down to all the usual suspects, with no verifiable evidence. Quote Investigator website could find nothing before a quotation from columnist Leonard Lyons quoting Celeste Holms quoting an anonymous actor in 1962.
A perfect example of the antithesis of fake is Grace Tame meeting Morrison earlier today. Head over to The Guardian for the short video to see him working his charms. Exceptional viewing & definitely today’s highlight.
Not sure Scomo would recognise integrity if it bumped into him in broad daylight wearing a tee shirt with it’s name on it in 600pt Century Schoolbook font.
Yes, integrity – what’s that? Had thought for a while that the country was going down the drain. Now I fear that it may be in free fall.
Correct. He discovers integrity and then what? I don’t wear a funny wig mate?
Scotty’s got more chance of embracing the AOTY
I’m sure he’d like to – for a photo op – but is wary of a swift kick to the nether region, to judge from that pic today.
And it bit him on the backside (was going to say arse) but better not.
Or Morrison could simply change nothing & rely on his protector, NewsCorp, & an $80+M marketing campaign by the meddling Clive Palmer.
I suspect that the underlying problem is that corruption is not just something this government does on the side. It is, fundamentally, what Morrison, Taylor, Robert etc. + almost the whole National party, think government is for. Why else would they bother? The only change they might make will be to the messaging, so they can produce another taxpayer- funded ad campaign like the current one on climate change
Indeed. It brings to mind one of the opening scenes of The Godfather where Brando’s Don meets a succession of “members of his contituency” shall we say in a backroom at his daughter’s wedding. Each needs a problem remedied – a problem not helped to date by appeals to the legitimate authorities or perhaps one directly caused by them. The Don accepts their wedding gifts and promises to look into their issue. Problems get solved, horses heads are tucked into beds, yada yada yada – constituents are happy – at least until something is asked in return for this favour. Isn’t this whole Don business just great?
It is the ability to craft a bespoke extra-legal solution to problems that is the essence of what a certain kind of operative has to offer. Not a talent they can afford to squander and still retain their status and position.
High five to another with the courage to behold the hideous reality – these jive turkeys are nothing but crooks, inspired by the likes of Putin and his cronies, like Trump and the GOP.
They are absolute poison to everything good.
I have more chance of discovering Lasseter’s Reef (and I am not even looking!) than Morrison has of ever discovering integrity!
You fund the expedition and I’ll take you there. The reef that Lasseter found. Your question is, even if I take you to an unmined gold bearing reef in central Australia, one of a few dozen, can you be sure it’s the same one Lasseter found and more importantly, once your saddle bags are loaded with heavy yellow metal, will you care?
Thanks for that offer Billy. It is really very kind of you but unfortunately prior commitments will prevent me from taking it up.
Perhaps you might be able to assist the troubled PM find that elusive quality that has so far escaped him. (That would be a really tough call though, I know.)
Escaped him? Was he ever looking? Go the sharkies.
Ooh can you do it on a budget? 🙂
If you find Lasseter’s reef I have a bottle of Melbourne Bitter that Des Stroud and myself planned to share when he found the reef. Might be off but willing to share.