Saturday’s Sydney Morning Herald bought us the inspirational story
of Louise Yaxley, one of the members of the Australian women’s road
cycling team injured in a horrific accident while training in Germany
in July, and her efforts to resume her career.

It also bought us a shot of her kitchen whiteboard, with inspirational
sayings like “1. What doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger” and
“2. You never fail unless you quit.”

But what really interested us was point number six – on page number
three of a family newspaper: “Mark’s [her boyfriend’s] penis is this
big <——–> on a good day…”

Here’s hoping that’s inspirational, too.

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