Davo Prentice-Johnson, as told to Guy Rundle

Davo Prentice-Johnson is a three-tours veteran of Afghanistan and has seen action in Samoa, East Timor, Iraq and Botswana, where we didn't even have a war. He is the author of the best-selling memoirs Take the Nose Off with a Boathook, SAM Recoil Skullf**k and a book of military "lighter moments", You Weren't Supposed To Shoot the Kids!.