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Secret Document Leaks Exposed Pokies Shock Scandal Ripoff Disgrace
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I’m sure no right thinking Australian would hitch up the ATM trailer to their tow ball and accidentally drive off. Not in a colony founded by convicts. Nosiree.
I was down at the Working Twisties Club the other day, and there was a bunch of people there not playing the pokies. Can you believe it? Well, I served it up to them. “Go back where you came from, you unaustralians”, I said.
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Firsty, you deserve a bejewelled trophy for that line. An outstanding ‘toon today.
WTF have you got against the white shoe industry, FD ? I mean they keep a whole raft of bling manufacturers alive and if there was no pokie-subsidised beer, we’d see all of the spew-proof carpet manufacturers on the bloody dole.
That’d be where your so called do-gooder anti-problem gambling soft hand green-voting, tea drinking namby-pamby basket-weaving, sandal-wearing, home knit tie-dyed try-hard unaustralian massively-over-regulated country policy makers’ best efforts – would end up.
Putting the ATM trailer in the car park to make it easier to check the kids is a masterstroke. Especially if it’s towed by a Mr Whippy van.
ATM trailer is so cool. Whole new take on ram-raids. Freeways near the pokies venues would become slightly more dangerous…