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zut alors
12 years ago
I’m officially dubbing him Scat Morrison.
Plonkoclock
12 years ago
Yay! Just rename those pesky coral outcrops Palau Ashmore and Palau Xmas! job done! I’ll get on the phone to Toady right now! Brilliant, FD!
drmick
12 years ago
Very reminiscent of the “what do you get when you cross a hells angel bikie with a mormon? You get a large tattooed hairy person that kicks your door in and tells you to faarkoff.”
Diplomacy is unknown to Scat and the prime minister for silly walks. The “Raving Looney Silent Movie” party are an embarrassment. They are all f@rting very loudly in public and convinced that no one can hear them.
grubbidok
12 years ago
Love the Indonesian swears
Queen of Nambour
12 years ago
Hmmmm … well yes ..this one left the Regina of the Rebels (according to Rupert – we’re overrun with these bikie fellows who tattoo your children in your sleep and give your wife gender changing drugs) in stitches but alas my EA, a former Queanbeyan beauty queen, in tears. The jive-talking, moon-dance walking Scat Morrison had better fix this or the correspondence won’t get out for weeks.
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Typhoid Morrison and the Farcical Nautical Brouhaha
I’m officially dubbing him Scat Morrison.
Yay! Just rename those pesky coral outcrops Palau Ashmore and Palau Xmas! job done! I’ll get on the phone to Toady right now! Brilliant, FD!
Very reminiscent of the “what do you get when you cross a hells angel bikie with a mormon? You get a large tattooed hairy person that kicks your door in and tells you to faarkoff.”
Diplomacy is unknown to Scat and the prime minister for silly walks. The “Raving Looney Silent Movie” party are an embarrassment. They are all f@rting very loudly in public and convinced that no one can hear them.
Love the Indonesian swears
Hmmmm … well yes ..this one left the Regina of the Rebels (according to Rupert – we’re overrun with these bikie fellows who tattoo your children in your sleep and give your wife gender changing drugs) in stitches but alas my EA, a former Queanbeyan beauty queen, in tears. The jive-talking, moon-dance walking Scat Morrison had better fix this or the correspondence won’t get out for weeks.