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zut alors
12 years ago
Jeepers, Firsty, I was already feeling glum re everything happening in Canberra.
We can be sure Scat Morrison told the Somali woman that having gunshot wounds to the face is decidedly unAustralian. Nor is it Coalition policy.
drmick
12 years ago
Dont blame us firsty; We cant speak lowly enough about them because we keep getting moderasted; so i speak as badly about them as i am allowed. I call it the 3968 problem. While I am complaining about being 1984`d by the government, I get 1984`d by the people I am complaining to.
Queen of Nambour
12 years ago
oh dear Doggie, I know I know I know. I’m overwrought from being tied to the computer day and night signing off on petitions and calls for action and what is one mauve haired matriarch to do?? I’m sad. I’m glum. I’m approaching desolate. It’s penis must be miniscule when you ponder the amount of overcompensation that is being wreaked upon us! Gin and chocolate …that’s the only enthusiasm I can muster in the face of teeny tiny weeny genitals.
Jeeze FD. I’ve already worn out 5 keyboards signing online petitions, broken 3 TVs throwing bricks at Mrs Slocombe & I still haven’t survived the last Troll Thursday #QT of the year yet.
You’re really not helping today.
I’m just about ready to open that last bottle of draino and drown my sorrows watching the cricket.
Your’s in abject misery P.
Lablover
12 years ago
But FD there are so many things unmentioned. You would need a whole roll of newsprint to catalog them all.
While we were sleeping Holden ran away; the High Court Killed Gay Marriage (at Tony’s request)l; QANTAS has turned to Junk; The non-NBN cost has blown out; Unemployment has risen; need I go on and on and on???
We were promised prosperity and a million new jobs. Someone was telling porkies when we were sleeping, weren’t they?
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Is this the Australia you were hoping Australia would be Australia?
Jeepers, Firsty, I was already feeling glum re everything happening in Canberra.
We can be sure Scat Morrison told the Somali woman that having gunshot wounds to the face is decidedly unAustralian. Nor is it Coalition policy.
Dont blame us firsty; We cant speak lowly enough about them because we keep getting moderasted; so i speak as badly about them as i am allowed. I call it the 3968 problem. While I am complaining about being 1984`d by the government, I get 1984`d by the people I am complaining to.
oh dear Doggie, I know I know I know. I’m overwrought from being tied to the computer day and night signing off on petitions and calls for action and what is one mauve haired matriarch to do?? I’m sad. I’m glum. I’m approaching desolate. It’s penis must be miniscule when you ponder the amount of overcompensation that is being wreaked upon us! Gin and chocolate …that’s the only enthusiasm I can muster in the face of teeny tiny weeny genitals.
Jeeze FD. I’ve already worn out 5 keyboards signing online petitions, broken 3 TVs throwing bricks at Mrs Slocombe & I still haven’t survived the last Troll Thursday #QT of the year yet.
You’re really not helping today.
I’m just about ready to open that last bottle of draino and drown my sorrows watching the cricket.
Your’s in abject misery P.
But FD there are so many things unmentioned. You would need a whole roll of newsprint to catalog them all.
While we were sleeping Holden ran away; the High Court Killed Gay Marriage (at Tony’s request)l; QANTAS has turned to Junk; The non-NBN cost has blown out; Unemployment has risen; need I go on and on and on???
We were promised prosperity and a million new jobs. Someone was telling porkies when we were sleeping, weren’t they?