Parting the seas As we’ve previously pointed out, for much of our Lies and Falsehoods dossier, the source for our evidence that the prime minister has been untruthful is simply the media section on his website. So we wonder, if he happens to be asked about the following decidedly sketchy gag about Josh Frydenberg’s cultural heritage, he might simply say he’d never said it:
It has been quite a few years, hasn’t it? These last three years. Floods. Fires. Drought. Pandemic. Mouse plague. I turned to Josh Frydenberg one day in cabinet, I said, I think it’s time we let your people go, Josh.
Child’s play We’ve decided the most important thing we can do for the rest of the year is find out the process that led to a minister allowing herself to be filmed feeding several babies into a shredder. Channel Nine reported on the Victorian government’s destruction of 368 unsafe toys ahead of Christmas. The footage features Consumer Affairs Minister Melissa Horne joining safety inspectors and feeding some of those defective toys into a shredder. Except … surely some of the defective toys were less visceral choices than babies?
Stenography watch The same line on the National Disability Insurance Scheme is being regurgitated, seemingly without any real scrutiny, at The Australian Financial Review and The Australian. Both publications have got access to figures that reveal the “spiralling cost” of the NDIS is apparently causing a budget blowout of $26 billion over the next four years.
But as Crikey has been reporting for some time, the “cost blowout” line the government has been running doesn’t really track: costs have increased but only marginally from 2012 projections, and the reason for that is the modelling planned for people “exiting” earlier (i.e. get so fed up they’d ditch the scheme, miraculously stop requiring support or die). So if anything, this shows the NDIS is prolonging the lives of people with disabilities.
But the government has focused on NDIS costs to target and attack the scheme and try to subject it to independent assessments. Meanwhile, we have been hearing more and more examples — added to by Labor’s NDIS spokesman Bill Shorten during the year’s last sitting week — of people whose plans have been cut.
About Time Commentary suggesting that Elon Musk was the “worst choice ever” for Time magazine’s person of the year is pretty hardcore, given that Hitler won it in the 1930s. Musk is nothing more than a rich, tax-dodging white South African boy bully. But then it becomes clear that Time approves of him, so… The confusion has arisen because Time defines the person of the year as someone who has had the “most influence for good or ill”.
Alas, it lost its nerve on that in 2001 when it could only really have been Osama bin Laden and it chose Rudy Giuliani, a man for All Seasons (Landscaping). Since then it’s been a PR stunt. Most obscure choice? Maybe Harlow Curtice, 1955? Biggest renege? Iranian PM Mohammed Mossadegh, 1951, deposed by a CIA coup in 1954. Biggest fudge other than bin Laden, 2001? Mark Zuckerberg instead of Assange, 2010. Weirdest in retrospect? Either “You” in 2006 — the issue had a silvered, reflective, cover — or Ken Starr 1998 or, related, “American Women” in the 1970s. Stalin won too, twice. For ill, 1939, for good 1942. So goes the century…
Sub-optimal Earlier this week we mentioned what happens when you file for a publication where the subeditors are all on strike. Turns out, it can happen at the best of times. Check out this bit of fact-checking notation that survived in Bill Kelty’s piece on Labor preselections for The Age:
Stenography watch The same line on the National Disability Insurance Scheme is being regurgitated, seemingly without any real scrutiny…
Oh yes. Add ABC Radio National Breakfast this morning. Innes Willox, Chief Executive of the Australian Industry Group, was given several minutes of prime time to rant unchallenged to the nation about the terrifying cost blow-outs of the NDIS. Apparently it will soon make Medicare’s annual budget look like petty cash.
“We’ve decided the most important thing we can do for the rest of the year is find out the process that led to a minister allowing herself to be filmed feeding several babies into a shredder.”
I’m here for that 🙂
I love your column, alternately hilarious and depressing. I honestly cannot get enough of our appalling & compliant media being held up to such deserved ridicule. And jokes.
Maybe the Minister is making the point,fake,plastic babies can actually kill your beloved real baby.
I get the joke but once you have seen a real child choking on a piece of plastic it is not funny and the incidence of small children choking would increase over the xmas period.
Clearly Melissa Horne is an Alice Cooper fan. But I’m guessing no one bothered to ask her.
Charlie, I’m no Elon stan, and I don’t disagree with any of “rich, tax-dodging white South African boy bully“, but I don’t think it’s fair or sensible to say he’s “nothing more than” those things. Both SpaceX and Tesla are making real and important advances.
Tesla, maybe, SpaceX, not so much.
SpaceX isn’t the only reason that costs to orbit are coming down, but they are a very large part of the reason.
That is debatable.
Not it is not debatable! It’s simply true. His reusable Falcon 9 is by far the cheapest, and safest, delivery to space vehicle ever.
He has also been accused of price dumping in the commercial field, while charging more for government contracts, such as NASA.
And the cost of launch of SpaceX’s vehicles has increased over the past few years, not decreased.
OMG. So he’s not a humanitarian, he’s a business man! Surely you don’t think he’s going to spend all his money hiring thousands of the brightest of the brightest at top rates just to go broke in the process! There’s a reason scientists and engineers the world over are clamouring to work for him, he’s changing the world. His prices are still way below all other competitors (just look at what the establishments best effort can come up with, check out the price of SLS, and it hasn’t even flown yet), and once starship comes in to service no one can beat him, all because he dared to go where no one has gone before.
And why piss money against the wall on space fantasies when we are well on the way to buggering our own planet?
Perhaps this money could be better spent
Thank our Lord and saviour that the plastic doll baby was whitey pink and not asian or black or had a missing limb.
Could have been the start of a new woke movement?