You cannot accuse her of cowardice — NSW Housing and Homelessness Minister Rose Jackson is returning to Q+A for the first time since her appearance in the program’s first season back in 2008.
In that inaugural run of episodes, Jackson, then a rising star in Young Labor, was asked by an audience member who, giving off profound “this is more of a comment than a question” vibes, referenced voters who “substituted a shopping-trip mentality in which people capriciously change their votes in salivating Pavlovian responses to policy tweaking…”.
Prefacing that she was “not necessarily the right person to answer this question”, Jackson argued: “I sort of passionately believe, um, that young people have an important contribution to make to politics — and that politics can be so much more than a shopping-trip or a pavlova-buying exercise…”
Yep, having been presented with something of a word salad, Jackson clearly had food on the brain, and appeared to mistake a reference to Ivan Pavlov experiments in conditioning with the Antipodes’ most contentious desert. Footage of the moment appears to have been scrubbed from the internet, but part of our job here in the Crikey bunker is to have a painfully long memory — a burden we share with Gerard Henderson, whose day we hope to have slightly spoiled by recalling this episode before he can.
Regardless, Jackson’s subsequent career as a councillor and now a state minister — uttering what we’re pretty sure is the first “sashay away” recorded by Hansard in Australian history along the way — is a sign that we may all yet be redeemed. Here’s a few other former Q+A guests who might follow her example.
Teena McQueen
It’s a near-unbreakable rule of public speaking — if people start laughing while you talk and you’re forced to ask “what’s funny?”, it’s probably not going well. And this is perhaps where Jackson went wrong: she limited her troubles to a single, easily picked-up gaffe. The approach of then-Liberal Party vice-president Teena McQueen, during her March 2019 appearance on the program, was to be so haphazard, so incomprehensibly tone deaf, that it’s hard to know where to start.
Accusing then Greens leader Richard Di Natale of unspecified “hate speech” that was worse than dumped One Nation senator Fraser Anning apportioning blame for the Christchurch mosque massacre to its victims? Defending Donald Trump’s character based on a brief conversation some 13 years earlier? We’d probably go with McQueen’s inability, less than a fortnight after an Australian murdered more than 50 people in New Zealand, to observe anything of then NZ PM Jacinda Ardern other than to allege she was “copying” John Howard’s gun control reforms.
John Howard
Speaking of Howard, we wonder if his greatest source of pride in public is his brave, principled stance on gun control in his first term? Or is it the 2010 Q+A appearance in which audience member Peter Gray tossed his shoes at the former PM (necessitating a gorgeous Zapruder-style analysis in the Fairfax papers the next day)?
After all, Howard had been George W. Bush’s faithful ally, his man of steel, throughout the horrors of the Iraq War. Yet he perhaps never so fully emulated his partner-in-(war)crime as when dodging footwear.
John Madigan
Alas the late Victorian senator will not be able to add to his appearances on the bad show, having passed away in 2020. Madigan could be remembered for many things — he was the last person to be federally elected as a Democratic Labour Party candidate (as opposed to joining them after you’ve been kicked out by another party), and put forward the kind draconian social policy and protectionist economics that you might expect. But really, the first thing most people will think of is his immortal observation on a 2015 episode of Q+A that “Submarines are the spaceships of the ocean“.
Simon Sheikh
The real lesson from the former GetUp! director’s appearance, during which he passed out, is a very simple one, applicable to both in and out of the Q+A studio: make sure you’re getting enough rest and water and don’t push yourself too hard if you’re getting over an illness.
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Teena McQueen was certainly a train wreck. Comical.
Most memorable? When Simon Sheikh fainted live on air, Greg Combet got up almost immediately out of a sense of concern, while Sophie Mirabella just stared at him like he was an alien and did nothing.
Simon Sheikh? I remember that. Fainting on the odious Sophie Mirabella’s shoulder and her brushing him way like a piece of dirty laundry. Which he is. And she is.
I’ll never forget an appearance of a sort from Denis Shanahan’s wife on Q&A in 2009, Angela Shanahan, championing all sorts of reprehensible views and her extraordinary view on clerical abuse where she stuttered almost uncontrollably and ask for the abusing and abusive priests to beg for forgiveness following revelation of high levels of child abuse by various religious organisation, mainly the Catholic Church of which both she and hubby Denis are zealous members.
Like one of the American actors masquerading as an Australian Policeman in Point Break speaking in an accent that Paul Hogan would both find funny and be proud of (“We’ll get ‘im when ‘e comes back in”). He was never seen again.
Malcolm “leather jacket” Turnbull used to appear interminable on the show and refuse to answer questions. Why people think he was a decent human being and a good leader has got me stuffed.
I think those views of him must’ve been in relation to whatever other filth the LNP has coughed up…
I like Bridget McKenzie being ambushed on the show by her gay brother and everyone wanting to explain her opposition to marriage equality.
Also what was good was David Littleproud being similarly ambushed by a member of the audience from his electorate stirring him up about his recent marital split up.